Ever heard of a farm where you can’t harvest tomatoes or shuck corn? Well, welcome to The Farm Dispensary Santa Cruz! They are cultivating a different kind of ‘Green Thumb,’ and it seems everyone in Santa Cruz approves.
Operated by the notorious Kolaboration Ventures Corporation, this cannabis dispensary is winning hearts and senses faster than Usain Bolt on a 100-meter sprint. Described by locals as the embodiment of Willy Wonka’s factory, but for adults, and with decidedly fewer oompa-loompas.
Who needs a candy bar, when you can get an invigoratingly piquant Sativa strain instead? Trying to beat insomnia? Their Indica strains can slam dunk those yawns in no time, leaving you as peacefully sleeping as Sleeping Beauty.
So why wait? Leave the cornfields behind and take a stroll through our emerald green landscape! Visiting The Farm Dispensary Santa Cruz is an adventure in itself, like Alice’s whimsical exploration of Wonderland, but with fewer rogue rabbits. We promise you’ll be grinning wider than a Cheshire Cat!